- aries: losing 3-1 to chelsea after beating them 3-0 earlier in the season
- taurus: the WengerOut planes. all of them.
- gemini: ucl vs bayern leg 1
- cancer: the L clasico vs liverpool
- leo: hector bellerin's hair
- virgo: ucl vs bayern leg 2
- libra: finishing below spuds for the first time in 2 decades
- scorpio: alexis and mesut refusing to sign extension contracts
- sagittarius: 3-1 loss to west brom (WEST BROM!!!!!!!!!!!)
- capricorn: the mustard yellow kits
- aquarius: arsenal fans "boycotting" the match vs sunderland by buying tickets and giving the club their money but not showing up to the stadium
- pisces: 3-0 loss to crystal palace